Started reading a series called "The Twilight Saga" (dum dum dumdum)in 2006...and at the moment it could possibly be one of the worst mistakes I've ever made.

Summary of TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

I liked it in the beginning. Sure. Girl meets 100 year old vampire virgin boy. Boy meets "plain" Mary Sue girl. Boy and Girl fall in love because boy sparkles and girl smells like hot toffee.

-_-

I tolerated it...kept reading...maybe Bella would redeem herself sometime.

Didn't happen.

But Breaking Dawn happened.

*gag*

Summary of BREAKING DAWN: Native American guy is romantically obsessed with ex-girlfriend’s baby.

"Thankfully, the ‘Twilight’ series is over. Not as great is the fact that millions of girls are reading this sexist tripe without a care in the world, obsessing over the “erfect” Edward Cullen and the “hot” Jacob Black, pretending to be Bella Swan and ignoring the unhealthiness of the relationship just as successfully as the character does. What happened that two hundred years after feminist hero Elizabeth Bennet is put down on the page, we get one of the most awful excuses for a female literary hero that I’ve ever seen?"

I could write why it is entirely assinine and very unintelligent to compare Stephenie Meyer with J.K. Rowling....but I might throw my keyboard against the wall. And it will break. I have no money to buy another one